Q*pacs Crapz

Stranger who became my lover.

2011-12-15T12:36:00.001+08:00

I would describe 2011 as one of the worst years i had in my life. Took things for granted and paid a hefty sum for it, got into a car crash on my birthday eve and lost my grandmother a day after my finals. In the midst of all this, the only thing that i will count as a blessing is the presence of a girl i met in college.

It was 25th of June 2011 and she was wearing a yellow top with a grey cardigan , shades on her head,carrying a huge bag filled with thick-ass books. She was quite chatty. Every time i wanted to say something, she'll cross in. LOL. I needed someone like that at that time. I waited till her dad came, and we left. After months, that was the day i felt like indulging in a conversation without thinking about my misery sub-consciously. I smiled my way back home. :)

Visalakshi Ramanathan. That's her name. She's very particular in the pronunciation. Say it right or get it tight from her. She's different alright. Straight-forward, fearless, knows her priorities, one of the most tech-savvy girl i've known. She has this huge puppy eyes with this long lashes. Swear to god, if you can't stay angry with her if you stare at them. She has super powers. Petite, make-up less, curly hair. She is beautiful. :)

Its funny how we bonded. We were pretending to be rebounds for each other to get on our ex'es nerves. It worked big time. We were already in a virtual relationship to people's eyes. Credits to facebook. Unintentionally, gradually, we liked each others company, started seeing each other everyday. We were very much confused with our relationship as well. It took an accident to make me realize what she actually means to me, that i could have lost her half an-hour ago. My heart pounded crazily when i saw her car. My eyes were longing to see her. My head got a hold of reality the moment i held her in my arms. Despite the havoc that happened, my 21st was special. It was the day i realized you mean the world to me and was still there to spend the rest of the day with me. I couldn't have asked for more :)

Visa, you should know that you're the first girlfriend i never pretended to be someone else. Probably because we started of as friends ? Its a good thing though. I'm happy that i can make you laugh and watching you laugh makes me smile. I do not know what does the future has in store for us. I'm not promising a happily ever after fairy tale because we both went through enough to know that things change and there's nothing we can do about it. But what i can promise you, is that i'll still care for you in years to come as i am caring for you now, I'll love you with all my heart and try my very best to keep carving that smile on your face. A priceless happy drug, you are to me :)

She's my Bitch,He's my Punani:: seenu

2009-05-12T13:09:00.008+08:00

" Friends are like bras.Close to your heart and there for support.”

These are the peoples you...

-share nasi lemak and teh ais
-watch football matches
-complain that your boyfriend is a total jackass
-circulate porn
-get high with and curse your father for not financing your alcohol expense

The xx chromosomes(females) tend to bond better with their female acquaintance or better know as,Biatches,Babe,SugermuFFin,etc etc.Females tend to love their own species rather then the opposite ones because they can communicate well emotionally.For an example;

Anjalai just got a major shock.She reaches Manjakani via the electronic communicator device a.k.a handphone

Anjalai :BABE!arggggghhhhh! CRISIS !!CRISIS !!
Manjakani cuts in
Manjakani :Hunny !CHILL!CHILL...chiiilllll
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath*phew..
Manjakani :Whats wrong ??
Anjalai :Your never gonna believe what just happen !
Manjakani :What what ??
Anjalai : Ah chai called me for a movie !
Manjakani : Huh ? Ah chai who ?
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath of disbelieve* OMG sayang..Ah chai Ramaraju,the cutest,HAWTEST,most adorable guy in the mamak shop that day !!
Manjakani :Get out !Serious shit ?? OMG!OMG!OMG

*both having moment of leisure by shouting simultaneously*

Manjakani :First things first.What are you wearing women ??
Anjalai :I cant decided ! That's the crisis all about !
Manjakani :I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Anjalai :Awwww...Thanks babe !Love yah !

Where else the xy chromosomes(male) are much sophisticated species where a few words churns out a million meaning.For example;

GeorgePandi's girlfriend cheated him.JerrySamy consoled him.

GeorgePandi : She's a bitch !
JerrySamy : Told you right..
GeorgePandi : Macha,you know how much i love her dei ?
JerrySamy : More than porn ?
GeorgePandi :*tearing* yesss....*SOBBING LOUD*
JerrySamy :It's okay macha.Let's get drunk.

Notice the length of the conversation?Yes.That's it.No matter what our problem is,getting drunk is the ONLY solution.

Friends=Sharing stationery+cheating in exam+mocking on a lecturers+Arguments

Emphasizing on arguments,the two sexes have their standard modus operandi of accomplishing that portion.

The xy species are rare to be found in controversy among each other.But if they are found,the following long list are the cause;

1.Girls
2.Female
3.chick
4.babe
5.perempuan
6.leng lui
7.sareke

We men always fight for noble cause;

1.You talk with my girl,YOU DIE !
2You look at my girl,YOU DIE !
3.You glance at my girl,YOU DIE !
4.You breathe my girls carbon dioxide,YOU DIE ! (seenu likes this)

But the xx species are much advanced because their approach in revenge are more tech savvy whereby internet applications such as facebook shout out,blogger are utilized.Their targets would be;

-sluts who steal their best friends boyfriends
-who steals their own boyfriend
-bitches who spread rumor about them

An argument is said to be cement between bricks.It strengthens the bond.But it should be in a healthy way where both individual tolerate each others ego and give in for the better.Learn the word sorry and imply it whenever you need to.Trust me,your social life will be a colorful one.

There is 2 things in life that are hard to find.A tasty Milo ice and A true friend.The second one inspires us.Shows us the path that should be taken.Encourages us during the darkest of time.A person who leads us to a better life unconsciously with expecting a single gratitude in return.

If you have one,appreciate them while your still breathing.Don't shed any croc tear when they aren't breathing.

Sembahyanglah sebelum anda disembahyangkan.
Nandri,vanakam.

Classic home tution :: seenu

2009-03-31T18:01:00.005+08:00

When all hopes are lost..
when people loose their willingness on pursuing..
when darkness overrule the light..
when yang becomes ying..

Incomes the savior of the day up in the air !!

girl:its a plane !
guy :no!its a bird !
girl:no no!omg..he's kinda cute*drools*

its !!

a straight A's student walking down from the staircase !

Smart student ?? OHmyGAWDDDD !! i heard so much about you !!

These wit headed community are the only genre of sapiens who have successfully create a complex within me.For that,I thank you*biting teeth*sincerely from my heart.Gradually,day by day,as the years goes by,

they learn from the same teacher like us,but they get higher marks
they wear the same uniform as us,but they get higher marks
they are in the same class with us,but they get higher marks
they sit for the same exam with us,but they get higher marks
some of them have a bad hair do,but they get higher marks

Sigh.

Prospects on the TooSmarts(smart student);

1)They will/should/must always get an A

2)They will shed tear if they get 95 instead of 99

3)They will hunt down teachers till the teachers office,with the question
circled,argue with the teacher for 45 min approx,leave the office with a satisfied face.They got themselves half mark.Lovely.

4)They will start comparing marks with other friends.Two things will happen;
-> if the mark is higher for the asking party,he/she will have the happiest day
-> if the obtained mark is lower,faces will turn to the frown side,which makes number 3 to happen.

5)reliable source for homework completion.

6)Front portion of the class is taken by them as they believe,early burung catches the fattest cacing.

Prospects on the Unsmarts(average students);

1)We will be the happiest person if we get 70.The joy is unlimited.

2)To teachers; if you announce additional of bonus marks,you have made our day.*tears*

2)Our completion of homework depends on our TooSmart students.We stand proud as the legacy of copy paste continues with our contribution.

3)Back portion is ours.As we believe even though late in arrival,we stand latest(brand new) in all aspects.

4)Chalk piece,duster,textbook.Teachers have to be alert with these fatal weapons all times to be thrown at us.We normally start talking 15 minutes after the class starts.

5)Skipping class is our forte.We do it efficiently with scheduled timing.Done 2 weeks once.

To think about it,average students or as we will like call ourselves,unsmart,has the proficiency to reduce burden of the teacher workload and save their life as well.For example,if a question is shoot out and there's no doubt among the students,the teacher ends her teaching session with a smile.TooSmart on the other hand,questions a lot.By doing so you people cause their(teacher) stress level to rise,which causes blood pressure to a higher extend,which might lead to stroke,which leads to paralysis/heart attack if she/he has cholesterol.Eventually,the preacher of knowledge leaves us to the virtual world for good.In laymen terms,Teacher is dead.

Shame on you TooSmarts.

mummies for dummies::seenu

2009-03-05T18:08:00.005+08:00

10 months walking around with a lump on your stomach is not a easy or a preferable thing.

-) consequences of lust
-) satisfaction of loved ones
-) gift from above

No matter how you consider it.Pregnancy is still pregnancy.Mums are still mums.

a.childhood
b.teenage zone

a) childhood

In this early era of the gugu gaga-ness of the child,the mum is considered as one the most hardworking being because she HAS TOO;

get up every 3 am-6 am
-optional to the toodler to wake up and cry

clean poopsie and chu chu
-shit and urine.Wash it.Don't vacuum it.

calms down the baby
-mothers are required to come up with a song of their composition;humming are acceptable

change the kids napkin every two hour
-Professionalism is expected.You should be able to fold the napkin with your eyes blindfolded.You should follow the universal code for napkins;
*should be folded not randomly tied up like Tarzan
*should be in triangular shape;pyramid are excusable

Think fast
-Babies are still growing.They might throw objects because they are still fascinated by newton's third law;every action has an equal or opposite reaction,which is YOU,getting hit by the object and shouting FUCK !.Dont complain.Learn to dodge.

b)Teenager Zone

Screw her ! Never understand me ! ARGHHH

That was raging teenage hormone speaking its heart out.In laymen terms,teenagers hate their mum.If you say No ! i dont hate my mom,you wrong !,good for you then! or u can screw me in my chat box.Yet again,this is targeted to"makan cili,rasa pedas" audience.Don't get emotional people.In precises,my most favorite species,teenage girls,states the statement above more often.Because a MOM;

says she rather give birth to cows then you
-reason;at least its useful for milk production

takes on her sons side frequently
-because we are lovable.Indeed.

Amplifies her voice
-shouts at you more because your face reminds of herself when she was about your age.Maybe she's has a dark secret in her teenage life.Dig it out.
- if you have a smaller figure then hers,its going to create an inferior complex within your mom.It pisses her off every time she looks at you.Eat more for your mother sake.

Gold medalist in complaining
-If your dad is watching news with your mom by his side,and you happen to pass by,YOUR SCREWED.Avoid this circumstances due to its impact on your financial status.Whatever happens in this conversation affects your credibility with your father.Trust me,he trusts his wife rather than trusting you.Because he sleeps with her,thus his life will be in jeopardy/hazard risk/mati lah bapak kau.

No matter what.Deep down.You will always be running in your mothers thought.Be it good or bad.Did she eat ? What is she doing up there ?I thought i asked her to clean up ! This dress would really look nice on her. Do you want milo ?? Rather than grinning,enjoy this moments.Because your life will have no roller coaster action or conflicts without your mom.Your life will be as dull as my mum's dhal curry.Pity.

Bah pepatah orang india" love your mum lar !"

3/3/2009
Happy 55th birthday mummy !
You're beautiful as ever !
me♥u,viji =)

30th Febuary,its never going to happen::seenu

2009-02-19T16:17:00.009+08:00

*this post is for targeted audience only.If your offended by this post,then your my targeted audience.*om sai ram*

Sun rises and beams at the highest room of the tallest tower,awakening Princess GucciCucci from her beauty sleep.Along with beams of the sunlight,gathers arnab the rabbit,tupai the squirrel,burung the bird in a bunch to chorus on a beautiful melody while Princess GucciCucci (brushes her hair,dances with the animals,brushes her hair back,glances at the window and sings about her prince charming,puts on a lovely*freakin long*gown,)Soon,Princess GucciCucci sits by the window again,singing about her prince charming.Her Prince Charming who climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower(he started climbing when she was singing),reached the peak of the tower. And just when Princess GucciCucci is about to lip lock with her Prince charming..

pOOOOOF !

Alarm rings and you girls are back to your "bangun pagi,gosok gigi,cuci muka,pakai baju" routine.

A perfect boyfriend should;

call me every morning and night
text me each minute
miss me and me only
should call other girls hot but should claim I'm the hottest of all
should surprise me with gifts
shouldn't say a word if i shout at him
should never scold me
should always adore me
should be devastated even if its a single scratch on me
should be there for me if I'm involved in a major accident even if he's half way around the world.......
-If i have to write down everything,the next time you see me I'll be bald with a beard and you can call me Granpa.Thus,I will end it with a etc etc..-

Lets be practical girls.Adopt to them.Don't expect for the unexpected to happen.Safe yourself before you get cheated.Because guys are not like that.Because its easy to type out;should be there for me if i'm involved in a major accident even if he's half way around the world,half way around the world ?? are u fuggin kidding me ?? you think i use a jet to travel ar ??But yes,we will say it.Because we are boyfriends and that's what we do.Say.Might do it.Depends on the mood or football matches.

WomenHood,please be considerate.Because the male species have PMS'es too.You think we have no pain in our daily life? We do.

pms are as such;

*if we wipe out in a bet
*if Man Utd,Chelsea,Liverpool,Arsenal looses any match
*have no spare undergarment
*food tastes like shit
*cheap vodka which smells like elephant glue
*a bitchy girl
*if an occasion/event attended by the male,lacks on hot girls(optional according to ones requirement)
*if a wantan mee has only 3 fishball

Silly ? To you maybe but its very crucial to us.

Desire considerably.
Save the cheerleader,Save the world.

Sekian,terima kasih.

with me,YOU ::seenu

2009-02-07T15:14:00.000+08:00

Hundreds of white dove spreading its wing breaking through its cage..
A slave who breaks free from monstrosity..
A mother who fights her way through to give birth to her child..
A slum dog who finds himself in possession of money that he dreamed of having..

All this being shares similar emotions.Infinity happiness,jumping crazily,they will feel nothing can go wrong after this.On top of that,the reason for this emotions evokes a joy which carves a smile on their face.

I have this feelings too.I have my reason too.I didn't break free from prison.I didn't kill a evil stepmother.I most certainly did not get a divorce from a baboon.With a red bum bum.No.
The sweetest thing in my 18 years of my life happened,I fell in love.And let me tell you.Getting the perfect girl does wonders to your life.

Never have i been this positive..
Never have i been this possessive..
Never have i been this worried..
Never have i smiled this much..
Never have i wanted something so much..
Never have i prayed for someone..
Never have i been anticipated for someone..
Never have i known the feeling of saying i love you to someone..
Never have i enjoyed being scolded by someone this much =)
Never have i felt this much love..
Never have i been like this..
But i love every minute of being like this..
Because YOU are in that every minute..
Happy Valentine Baby !

P.S ;this is a pre-post because i wont be around valentines day

Trick or Treat ::seenu

2009-01-31T13:27:00.005+08:00

after my camping trip..
*my humble apology to all supernatural being with no legs,one eyes,half face,ripped skins and etc.No,i'm not pointing out or teasing your defects.You are awesome the way you are.Your personality has influenced many individual and brought profits too(filmakers and ghostbusters).Please don't be offended and please don't kill me.I have my sisters wedding to attend(i'm the best man for the groom).

Black shirt.Standing on one leg.Cutting nails after sunset.Shaking your leg when you sit and etc etc.Childhood till now,whenever it involves superstitions this is my response;

date:1/1/09
time:didnt check
location:pd

I(innocent victim) was talking with my chubby aunty.KangkungCOUSIN ran up to me furiously and said this;

me(innocent victim): i like to eat bah kut teh and..
(interruption to save the day)
kangkungCOUSIN:dun shake ur leg while sitting !
me(innocent victim):annnnd...*turn and look at him*huh ?
kangkungCOUSIN:dun shake ur leg while sitting ! its not good for you !
me(innocent victim): ....

He was very much pissed and tensed.It was as though i molested his favorite puppy.I couldn't come up with a perfect comeback.Amazed for the wrong reason,i stopped shaking my leg.He made sure my leg had no motion at all,gave me a *are you trying to kill me* stare and left.Mumbling.

Black shirt;not a lucky colour...wtf ??south africans,please forgive my tradition
Standing on one leg;ghost might trip you(major WTFF)...its comfy lar !
Cuttting nails after sunset;JUST DONT DO IT !!(minor wtf)...sigh,i got nothing idiot
Shaking your leg when you sit;like kangkungCOUSIN said,its bad for you....can i dig my nose when i sit ?*grin

Superstitions are created by grandmother of those days who didn't have tv series's to catch up on .Superstitions are believed by mango idiots these days who does nothing but catching up on tv series(sorry cousin). Lucky ring,lucky tie.All these items will have its story of its own.The ring/tie which is worn during an events like lets say,a presentation ? a dealing ? an exam ?yea,and if the day goes in favor to you,the item will be marked as LUCKY.

story of a victim

wife :what the hell are you looking for in the middle of the morning ??
husband:Can you shatap ?? my presentation for the foreign delicate's tomorrow is in jeopardy !
wife:*sits up of bed* Ohh gosh ! did u loose a file ? paperworks gone missing ?
husband:*puts his hand on his head*arrrgHHH..no ! my diesel underwear is missing !
wife:I'll HELP TO FINddd...huh ?
husband:allla...my yellow colour boxers !the one i always use when i have presentation ?? are u washing it ??
wife:*sleeps back feeling so much pity for her husband*

*This is not a petty matter.Please don't let an underwear come between you and your loved ones.

Yet again,a topic subjective to individual because,people will only believe what they want to believe.

Boys are dumb :: seenu

2009-01-20T18:35:00.009+08:00

"boys are dumb,they only see face and skin colour ! arghhh ! i hate boys !"

quoted by a philosopher =)

I'm not here to justify.I'm not saying we are not like that.I'm not even bothered to pop out "Sooo guls very smart lar ?? they dont see face izit ? they look at boys bum and hair colour and talk lar??" question.

Players.This is the "boys" the philosopher was talking about.So lets go with the flow.Player boys or boy-ers are organized being.They plan every details in their game.The process cycle flows as such;

hunting--> shortlisting the potential ones(sucka's)--> learn about them and their social network--> find a perfect introduction-->communication(facebook,friendster,msn,yahooM,mobile phone)-->confess-->lovey dovey for 2 weeks-->fight continuously for 2 weeks-->break up within one month-->refresh saturday and sunday and the cycle starts all over.Again.

fight continuously for 2 weeks
This will be the sympathy story to be told to his friends."she not understanding lar cha ! everytime popek popek like an aunty only ! celaka wan".This fight will start when another potential one has been sighted.

Requirement for the boyers involved;

spiky hair
-spikier the better
long sleeves shirt
-if possible,get a tie but dont wear it formally.Let it loose a bit
beggy pants
-with torn bits at your knees
Bling bling
-bling'er and bigger the better
grilss/shiny braces
-make sure you have enough teeth.

Talents
-shuffling
-rapping
-break dance
-guitarist; dunnoe if tabla or veenai is considered hawt
-body with holes; i was talking about piercing
-cooking ?? nah..

If you have the qualities mentioned above,then congratulations ! you are fully qualified to be a boyer !

Speaking of friendster,boyers,specifically indian boyers are at the top of their game there.Its their territory.All the Mariapan's,Madasamy's,Ramasamy's will be fishing here.Instead of shortlisting on one,every girl which is sighted is tried.So don't worry,all you girls will get a chance to be played.How they flirt on friendster ?

Friendster messages;

if its Kampung Kanthasamy the message would be like this;
-hi..Hru ?u lukin swit and cute da ma..ur nos and eyes are reli beautiful da..plis cal me,014-ass hole.i waiting for u.

if its Modern Mayilsamy the message would be like this;
-hey there..You seem quite familiar...did u participate in any beauty pageant? *smacks head*anyway,nice knowing you.mind an intro ?

Lol.Well,it does work on some girls.So as you can see,playing some one is not easy.The amount of time,money and effort which is executed is massive.A word of advice for upcoming boyers.Time management is very important.Allocate your time well for the ART of playing people and for your future too.Mango idiots.Sigh.

Pakka Indian and beauty of Visualization ::seenu

2009-01-13T14:05:00.006+08:00

this post has been written after deep analysis and observation-i didn't have anything better to do- of the pattern on this particular art in this particular industry from various genre of filmmakers.Writer-me!- has been watching Tamil movies from 1996*from the days i could speak tamil* till now.If you think the written facts are nothing but pure bullcrap,please screw me in my chatbox *om sai ram*

Moving on !

Did you know that Tamil movies has a formula ?Oh yes.We Indian people are fully aware how mathematics influences every portion of life.And we tend to apply it at everything we can.But there are some who live with the -eat,shit,sleep- policy.Its their life and we have nothing to say about it.

There are movies which stands up for itself for its quality brilliance.It would be in a different genre.The genre that i'm about to talk about is a Masala film.Which means everything has been added.Or as i like to call it Crap from mango idiots.

So what is this formula you ask ?

Hero introduction
Its all about saving people for its social cause.

scenario
macha A goes to thambi B seeking for help.Thambi B tells macha A that the matter will be solved by this particular character.Camera will be fixed at various angles to capture a chasing scene between this ONE guy and other FIFTEEN guys.Remember this,the hero's face is yet to be seen.From the FIFTEEN,at least TEN men need to be down.Hero would still be running still in circles.Dying to see his face ? Then one of the following should happen;

a.) 10 kilos of tomato from the left and 10 kilos of broccoli from the right should be thrown.And our HERO will imerge/run through the veggies.It will happen in a slow motion visualization.

b.) same fifteen fellers will be stabbing the HERO with knives,bashing him with hockey sticks and etc etc .Hero face still not visible.At one point,the knife used to stab MUST reach the hero's eyes and the Hero WILL stop the stabbing when the tip of the knife is just about to tear the eyes(oooooOOO)

c.) my point is,the introduction has to be massive so that we will assume when the HERO is going against fifteen people,he can really whack the shit out of them.

Hero's and proportion
You might be pondering on why the 1 and 15 being highlighted for.Its the proportion for the fight scenes.
According to the formula;Hero is massive and larger than life.A single punch,heck,a single stare by the hero will make his opponent to pee in his pants.Thus to equate such mighty to mere 3-2 people is just way to comical.It might turn out to be a comedy scene if he fights with JUST 2 people.Because we the audience,will be looking all around the screen for more men to appear.

Heroin introductory
Its all about crying and songs.

If its raining,if its a song dreaming about the perfect guy,if its bullying scene by 10 guys,if its a chasing scene with 10 guys and you hear a sobbing sound with the following dialogue "Ennai kapathengge !"
translation;Safe me ! Then say hello to the movies heroin.

Her job is in the movie is toughest of all.She appears for songs..That's it.Songs.Shorter and skimpier the clothes,the better.

According to the formula;the movie should have 5 song.Spare one for the hero for his massive introduction.The heroin has 4 songs ! that gives her 1 song=approx 5 min; 4 song X 5 min=20 minutes on screen ! plus a few so called romantic scene=15 min.That sums up to a very lengthy 35 min of the heroin presence in the movie.Which runs about 2 and half an hour.Told you she has the toughest job.

What about the villains ?
Villains have a uniform.White dhoti and a collared white shirt.5-7 gold chains(preferably thick ones),10 rings for 10 fingers.And he should have a loud voice so that when the hero calls him to rub on whatever he just did for eg;DEI,I just blew your factory,the villain should be able to shout"DEEEEiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !".

To sum up,this is the formula;

*hero's veggie/knife/depends on directors creativity Introduction
*hero's introduction song
*2 romantic songs with heroin
*2 fast beat songs with heroin/or some item number girl/depends on the director
*brilliantly choreographed stunt scene *LOL*
-blowing up cars
-matrix
*comedy scenes
*annnnnnd...villain dies.Period

Anything i missed out ?

tagged ::seenu

2009-01-03T22:00:00.003+08:00

Tagged ...
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time : 10.01 PM
Name : Seenivasagam
Sisters : one, prema latha
Brothers : one, prem kumar
Shoe size : gosh..i think its a 11
Height : sobs..estimation lar..170 cm ?=P
Where do you live : KL
Favorite drinks : Apple juice,milo ice
Favorite breakfast : LoL..as long i get something to eat
Have you ever been on a plane : yup yup
Swam in the ocean : yup yup
Fallen asleep in school : pbsm room
Broken someone's heart : i dunnoe..
Fell off your chair : yup yup
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: LoL...and she always does =) credit takde belakang cerita..
Saved e-mails : no..chat logs and text message..yes =)
What is your room like : like a room lar
What's right beside you : room wall
What is the last thing you ate : toast bread with tuna
Ever had chicken pox : yup yup..when i was 5
Sore throat: too much ice..yesh =(
Stitches : Its sooo kewl..but sadly..no=(
Broken nose:this is definitely not kewl.nop =)
Do you believe in love at first sight : No..i call it mango lurve =)
Like picnics: sunny day ? yup yup..weather influences me a lot
Who was the last person you danced with :neeshantin,prem,kallen,krishna,shalini
Last made you smile : janeni !
You last yelled at : its been awhile since i did that.

TODAY DID YOU
Talk to someone you like : yeeeesh ! 8.10pm
Kissed anyone: i did.On the phone =)
Get sick: nope
Talked to an ex : haha ! no!
Miss someone : even if i'm with her..weird =)
Do you sleep with stuffed animals : ...
What's under your bed : my socks
Who do you really hate : my form 3 bm teacher.
What time is it now :10.19 pm

RANDOMS

Q:Is there a person who is on your mind right now: tOmAtO
Q : Do you have any siblings: Two
Q : Do you want children: Duh..who the hell is going to continue my legacy =)
Q : Do you smile often: yup yup =)
Q : Do you like your hand-writing: Horrible!
Q : Are your toenails painted: ...

Q : Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: all i care if its comfy !wait..is this a trick question ? am i suppose to say my gulfrens bed ? sobs =P
Q : What colour shirt are you wearing: now ? haha..shirtless
Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday: onlining
Q: I can't wait to: meet my tOmAtO again ! yay yay !
Q: When did you cry last: dunnoe..
Q: Are you a friendly person: yup yup
Q: Do you have any pets: i have a fish..its sardin and its in a can..pity =(
Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now: Sg.Buloh !
Q: Did the last person you held hands with you mean anything to you now?:Yogeswara ? yea..
Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?:nop
Q: Who was the last person you cried in front of?: haha ! my dad..it was more like a chasing scene then a emotional scene..
Q: How many people can you say you've really loved?: REALLY as in..i would go crazy for ? haha..one =)
Q: Do you eat healthy?: i eat ! thats all i know..
Q: Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: nop
Q: Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: pissed yes.cried no
Q: How often do you go to temple?: whenever there's some festive month (im holly though)
Q: If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: my tomato.Her voice is my medicine..
Q: Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: Loud !
Q: Are you confident?: 50/50
Q: What are you doing right now?: answering your questions
Q: Have you ever crawled through a window?: yup yup
Q: Can you handle the truth?: better now then later
Q: Are you closer to your mother or father?depends on what i need

THINGS YOU DID 10 YEARS AGO[i was 8 years old]
1.painted my house wall with oil paint
2.planted my mango seed.Its huge now !
3.played football at 2 pm.Explain the skin complexion now.
4.bully karu..sorry cha
5.fish for tadpoles*weirdo*
6.ring my neighbors house bell and hide behind their car.

THINGS ON MY TO DO LIST TODAY
1. lavi's
2.makan

3. texting and talkin(fuyoooh) with tomato
4.figure out transportation for orientation tomoro

5 SNACKS I ENJOY
1. choco
2. the long sourish ribbon..dam i forgot the name..i lurve them !

5 THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WERE A BILLIONAIRE
1. Take over astro =P
2.settle my account with my dad (wait la u pa)
3.my own consultant line
4.A motobike like batmans ! sobs..but i cant..=(
5.JANENI ! its shopping time! hahak

5 PLACES I HAVE LIVED IN

1. my grandmummy house
2. my house
3. damai indah aunties house
4. my room
5. where else lar ?

5 JOBS I HAVE HAD
1. celcom call centre
2. direct sales(maxis broadband)
3.maxis call centre
4. ceo of the subramaniam family
5. qpacs macha
6. footballer
7. a lover boii :)

PEOPLE I TAG
1.i'm
2. very
3. lazy
4. to
5. tag :)

million thx | prem

2009-01-03T20:14:00.001+08:00

thx a lot dei..... nice way of rubbing things in.... let me post bout mine....

i love this part ::seenu

2009-01-02T22:14:00.003+08:00

Date reminds you.By looking at it,you will travel back to whatever that occurred that day with your eyes closed.The place,the time,the first glance,how the first word struggled to come out,what you felt and etc etc.Everything that happened that day would be indescribable.You cant bring it back nor you cant feel it back.But when you look at the date on your calender,you would be smiling.Because thats the day you got your FIRST of everything.

first friendster comment-me2her-: hey! =)
first reply-her2me-:heyz..wassup ? =)
first friendster moment on :3/9/2008
first instant message on msn-her2me-: namaste !=)
first instant message reply on msn-me2her-: jaaaanu !
first msn messenger moment on:26/9/2008
first time started missing her: navarathiri days..why cant it be 1 day ?? ish ish
first day started texting on the phone :28/10/2008
first sms content received :sifu's num ryte ?
first sms content sent : haha ! yup yup =)

first misunderstanding moment :6/11/2008 ;it was my fault =)
first phone call :6/11/2008
first time we met : 24/12/2008
first movie together : wild child

I cant elaborate the details.Besides the fact that i've been forbidden to talk about them(blueeeeek),i just keep smiling when i think about them.Because no word,no matter how romantically i put those words,it will never describe how i felt or whatever that happened.

...and...this is the FIRST time..im feeling like this for a girl..im lucky =)

Hatred for you :: seenu

2008-12-29T20:33:00.011+08:00

You make me dizzy.You make me puke.You're so not sexy !I hate you soo much ! i wouldn't date you even if you were the last thing on earth ! i hate you mathematics.*grin

Maths and i are like the government and the people.We cant go along.Maths wouldn't accept me.I wasn't cool enough for her.My hair wasn't parted sideways.I didn't use round glasses.I dint wear my pants high enough.I gave importance to sports instead of her.She felt neglected.Few professionals were hired to solve issues and question that we had.They tried their level best to make things work between us.But they saw no progress in our relationship.My father wasted his money for this professionals.We parted ways after highschools in search for our soul mates =).I manage to catch up with some of maths ex-es.This is what they had to say about her; Eventhough i dispice her,she thought me the most important lesson one should ever learn to succeed in life.This was it;

Little Jonny's sorrow :: seenu

2008-12-29T18:49:00.005+08:00

Selamat -Belated- Hari Natal to my beloved readers and the entire Nation

I was clueless on what to publish on christmas.I love christmas.The jingle bell,the caroling,the cookies,the thani's,the partying,the decorations in mall.
deco in one utama, i think its the new wing

But talking bout Christmas in precise is something i didn't want to do.The whole-you should be with your family on the festive and cherish it with your friends-talk bores me.You want that story,sit on your granpa's lap and he will tell you.

I was in my Dads friend house.And there stood sad little Johnny.He's 8 by the way.He wished me and gave me a candy.I took him on my lap and asked him why was he down.The kid didnt want to look at me.I asked him again.He told me his entire Christmas disaster.Where efforts and sincerity was taken as a joke.He was very angry with Santa Clause.Very angry.Because he didn't get what he want.I was massively impressed with his cursing knowledge.For an eight year old he was good.Little did he know he was cursing his father.

With utmost care for my fellow readers,i decided to rewrite little johnny's Christmas disaster in a letter format with my flavors and imagination.And it goes like this ;

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that i'm writing to you today,the 26th of december.Well i would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred beginning of the month which filled with emotion.Thus I decide to write to you,SANTA.I asked for a bicycle,an electric train set,a pair of roller blades and a football uniform.I destroyed my brain studying the whole year.Not only was i the first in class but i had the best grades in the whole school.I'm not going to lie to you.There wasn't anyone in my entire neighbourhood who behaved better than me.I would go on errands, and even walk the elders across the streets.There was virtually nothing within reach i wouldn't do for humanity.

What balls you have leaving me a fuggin yoyo,lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks.What the fugg were you thinking you fat prick,that you have taken me a sucker the entire fuggin year to come out with some shits like this under the tree ?As if you haven't fugged me enough,you gave the little kundi across the street so many toys that he cant even walk in his house.Don't let me catch you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year.I'll fugg you up.I'll shoot your reindeers and make carpets out of their furs.That leaves you no option but to walk back to north pole.Just like what i have to do since you didn't get me my fugging bike.Next year you will see how bad can i be.You fat prick.

Sincerely,
Little Johnny

p.s ; i promised Johnny that i wont tell his father what he felt about Santa clause.*fingers cross*

Bendy straw are resticted :: seenu

2008-12-18T23:20:00.008+08:00

What i meant by restricted is limited usage.You use it for another purpose and u get a *are-you-retarded* look.

I drank teh tarik with a straw.It was in a cup and came with a straw.And i drank it.With a straw.Yes.A straw.Why am i dragging the whole drinking part ? I will tell you.

Tales of Celcom and undeniably DumbFugg Colleague

Like i said it came in a cup with a straw. A story telling session was going on.So i didn't pay much attention to the straw.It was an unconscious act.Me sipping through straw thing.But a mango idiot couldn't let it go.He has to clean up "uncivilized act"*WTF*.He looked at me and he goes ; Minum dengan straw ka... and i go; huh ? ... and he goes; minum teh tarik ? dengan straw ? ...i was; huh ? apesal plak ? ...and he goes; mana ade orang minum dengan straw ?? ish ish..

He stopped me from drinking,took of the straw,and threw it.Thus,by doing that,he saved the multi million dollar company,CELCOM that is,embarrassment from one of their employee.Who was about to drink tea.Sipping through a straw.

A brief WTF moment
Aku punya duit ,aku punya teh tarik,aku punya straw ! lu punya buntut sakit ka ?? I will pour the tea on a plate and lick it like a dog to drink it.For all i care ! as long my taste buds gets to taste the freakin brown liquid !

I wasn't angry with him.Laugh out loud.I wasn't.I smiled at him.I got myself a counter smile.And i drank it the way he wanted.The style which we are all fond of*guna mulut laa*.This was the thought that was running through my mind when it occurred; Maybe he is going through some mental stress.Bad sexual experience maybe.The girl pissed him off.And now he has something against straws.Or a drink-straw-with-mouth ONLY-disorder.Lol.I saw no point debating over this petty matter.He was older then me.Maybe he took the liberty of telling me something.But it was not the right way.Well i was obviously wasn't exhilarated.

Moral of the story: if u feel like making a point like lets say,dun drink tea by sipping through a straw,say it.Don't pull it.Not many would be smiling back like i did.Period.

Girls.Do.Donts ::seenu

2008-12-04T17:16:00.003+08:00

As boredom strikes the mind of the sane,the ear canals of the sane begins absorbing thoughts exchanged by the surveillance around.Below is one of such when boredom struck me;

Location: KL Central KTM station back to Bandar Tasek Selatan.
Time : I forgot.
Weather : It was underground lar kundi.

he : whats your favorite color ?
she: pink !
he : me too!
she: girls like pink !! *with the fugg-ed up look*
he : i don't think there's any act that says only girls can like pink..
she: *a speechless wateva *

So.Only girls can like pink ??? WTF ??? *this post is not about pink*

Tribute to them..
Daddy sperm swims.Reaches the ovum.Or is it the oocyte ? Gotta penetrate that dam layer surrounding the ovum.The Strongest one get through.That process is like in hours.If the embryo is formed,a mother is born too.She has 10 hard months to go.The delivering process is much like a person who is suffering from constipation.From the facial expression and the pain.The pain might be 10 times more.*applause for the ladies*

How guys give space to girls.
FASHION
Girls.

Skirts.
Blouse.
Dresses.
Heels.
G-string ! *room raiders says there's man ones too*

We cant use Skirts.Lower body parts will be exposed and might lead many to trauma and possible coma.
We don't use blouse.Too flowery
We don't try on dresses.
Heels ? Foot soles too big.
G-string ? subjective to individual.

Instead of using "can't use","don't use",i should just say there are no Men-skirts,Men-blouse,Men-dress and etc etc.It's not like we want to use them.But still.We want options too !

How girls cramp up the GUY space.
FASHION
Guys.

Jeans.
Slacks.(office wear)
Long sleeves. ( Be it with stripes or jus plain)
Sneakers.

You use everything ! You don't see us wearing beads around our neck or glittery belt which has princess crown buckle right ? Women invasion ! You don't see us complaining.Do you now ?

Scenario 1

Men employer Woman employee

mottaiBoss: Ms.Kamachi,get into my cabin now ! *sounds so wrong*
Kamachi : *Coming in* Yes boss ?
mottaiBoss: I want the file regardi....Oiii ! why you wearing long sleeves ? With stripes some more ???
Kamachi : Erm..why not ?
mottaiBoss: That's what guys wear ! How the heck am i suppose to feel special if u wearing the same dam thing im wearing ?? Your fired ! *merajuks*

Feeling the wtf vibe ? Yea.Now you do.HAh !

Cmin to the point
I'm not being a sexist.Not stereotyping.No.Haha.And i most definitely am not trying to make girls stick to their outfit.All i'm saying...Shit im lost.

im bored :: seenu

2008-11-25T23:06:00.004+08:00

Incase you forgot !

* times
+plus
-minus
=equal
answers in red

1*7=7+4=11-9=2*14=48+1=49 is the square of 7 which is plused 7 times and you'll get 49-20=29-5.2=23.8*0====0

Any figure timed by 0 equals to zero.Be it a million or a one.
My point is :Setitik nila,kau jangan lah rosakkan susu yang banyak gila tu.

8*4*4*8=1024+272=1296 is the square of 36 which means 36 is the square root of 1296.

root ;Don't forget where u come from
my point is : bangang punya kacang ! jangan lupakan kulit !

originally sat and thought by
Yours truly™

non spoiler :: seenu

2008-11-17T21:59:00.006+08:00

A father who loves the mother.Mother who loves the father.They still do.They will forever.They struggled financially.But the couple made it look as a petty problem.The same love was showered on the children.How they come to be in life is subjective to the individual.The child was given freedom to decide where the parents stood as shadow behind the taken decision. *pursue what your heart desires*

Thats the core of the flick Vaaranam Aayiram.A Surya starer,Cinematography by Rathnavelu,Song composed and background Score by Harris J,Editted by Anthony,Written and directed by Gowtham Menon.

I'll give this movie a NOT-Typical-Tamil-movie.It differs for one reason.The way it has been said.There was no particular story.Its about a guy and what he goes through in different phases of life.A confused teenager,an ambitious businessmen,a melting lover,a drug addict trying to forget the love,one turning a new leaf and a dedicated army major.And its also about what drives him through all rough times.Inspirational dad and the love his parents have for each other.

A lagged screenplay play ruin the movie at certain portion.Gowtham's movies USP are his unique screenplay.Screenplay was a bomb this time around.It was laggy at certain portion.Beautiful cinematography and scintillating music made up for the screenplay.

And and,Gsc sound system sucks ! Boooo !

Wat the fugg and Me :: seenu

2008-11-15T15:39:00.005+08:00

It was when I was 10 years old.Where every Saturday and Sunday morning are looked forward by every boys that age and possibly even the one's 3 years elder too.Because it was cartoon morning ! Homework is in the list but its not top priority. *off topic*

*introduction to famous five*

My dad hated me.I'm serious.Being the last one in the family,oh wait...that's not a reason actually.I was a dumb-fugg at that tender age.We all were.But speaking for myself now, I WAS a dumd-fugg.
He almost did break my head with a lovely hammer.Yes.Why ? I was amazed by these race car series.Pumped wit excitement and being enthusiastic about the whole thing i decided to...Drive...His...Car....Bad idea ?Yeah.I think so now.

Started the engine,shift it to Reverse and i pulled up and let go off the handbrake.Yup yup.No hitting the brake first then shifting.The car moved slowly back.I was trying my best to reach the gas paddle.Forgeting about the existance of the BLADY front gate,i successfully knocked the car.Just incase if you were wondering,nothing happened to me.Dad came out.He didn't look very happy.BAAM ! he usaed his 'the Famous Five' finger slap.Sobs.

Coming to Wat The Fugg and Me.Around the same year.My mom told me to run some chores.Keeping up with the Dumb Fugg attitude,i gave her a rude NO.A small session of recapping my past-to-do chores happened,which remained to-do till now.At one point,I said Wat the Fugg laa ! Astonished for the wrong reason,was my mom.She marched downstairs."SONNNNNN !" That was my dad calling me.A loud Son.Bad sign.Sobs.

DAD: Do you know the meaning of the word ?
ME : No
DAD: Where did u picked it ?
ME : School.Friend.
DAD: Did your friend tell you the meaning of the word ?
ME : No.But he told me to use it when i'm angry.
DAD:I'm going to make you angry now.Are you going to say it to me too ?
ME :No.
DAD: Why not ?
ME : Gate is locked.I cant run.

During the convo,I was giving a direct eye contact to my dad.I was like trying to show him i'm involved in the convo.Not trying to hide anything or being guilty about the whole thing.He thought i was challenging his authority or so..I dont know.But he didnt like the eye contact.Again with the 'famous five' landing on my right cheek.Lovely.

He loves Her ::seenu

2008-10-29T22:33:00.002+08:00

basket : Macha ! i saw a girl dei ! dam chun lar ! i think i'm love with her already.
tupperware :Serious ?? where dei ? our class ?
basket : No no.Next class.Dam chun dei..Haih...
tupperware :Good stuff dei.Friends with her already ?
basket : Ya ya ! I got plan to pikat her dei.Listen ar.
tupperware :Listening.
basket :I find out what she like,then i tell her i like the same thing aso.Then she'll go 'fuyoooo' dei !
tupperware :Ohkay..
basket :I bet she'll fall for me dei..
tupperware :Well good luck on that.So why you like her ?
basket :I love her fringe dei ! Dam chun !
tupperware:.........................What ??
basket :You dont know fringe ? hahaha ! village fellow..the one girls go cut their hair falling infront like curtain one.That one la !
tupperware :I know whats a fringe you putumayam! So if she cut her fringe you wont love her anymore ?
basket : errrrr.....hmmmmmmmmm....

In love because she/he's hot ? In love because her ass is like jLo ?WHAT IF..she/he got involved in an accident right after you couple up.And her/his face or other assets got screwed up.Are you still in love with your one and only ? Not so hot now ay ?

Convo up there happened between a friend and i when we were form 4.His plan worked.But her fringe gone missing for a month and they broke off.Lets just leave this matter here.Because its way too stupid to discuss about.

True love.I listen people talk about it.I see our local romeo's holding a girls hand and claming she makes the world a better place to live in,his black and white eyes turns into rainbow when she glances at him,etc etc and alas,she is his perfect world.I'm not against it.Girls know that its fake,but they love it because those words creates a special vibe within them.I dont know.If i'm wrong ,correct me.

My perception of perfect love ? Its when I see an unperfect girl as the most perfect one.She would be flawless to my eyes only.It wouldnt bother me if another person feels she not good looking,or if they have problem with her attitude.Because.Like I said.She is flawless to me.

What does it really define ::seenu

2008-10-26T23:52:00.012+08:00

Festive of Lights.There are two side of story.South side of india celebrates deepavali because Lord Krishna slayed Narakasura(bad boy).North side of india celebrates deepavali upon the return of Lord Rama from 14 years of exile.
I swear i didnt know any of this shits, i mean this facts before this.I goggled it up 15 minutes before.Ashamed of myself ? Yes.For not knowing my own tradition.Boo you SEENU !

Moving on.

So what does Deepavali really means.I'll tell you my definition of Deepavali.
1.) Fireworks.Hell Yea !

2.) Muruku.How do you spell Deepavali without this crunchy yummy yummy??
3.) Angpau.One of the reasons I love my relatives.

4.) Mutton curry.My Ah Bengs will screw me if I dont serve this.

5.) Beer ! Not gonna elaborate =P.

6.)Forwarding Deepavali greeting SMS.You'll get same messages at least from 5 peoples.

My childhood had routine deepavali;
*afternoon-karu's house for lunch
*evening-my house for dinner

We'll be at karu's for lunch.Karu had play station with extra consoles.So his lunch would be ps-lunch.Mine will be fireworks-dinner.Karu will never forget thunderclap rockets.His ass would be our rockets target.And my Ah Beng's will be rocketing my neighbours dog.Happy days indeed.

Ladies.Not forgetting you;

Happy ??Haha..

Wishing everyone A Happy prosperous/joyful/delightful/wonderful Deepavali !

Just got a forwarded message.Damn !

World Class Celeb for Sizzling Style :: seenu

2008-10-26T20:31:00.003+08:00

The name Rajnikanth Spells magic !The name Rajnikanth spells spectacular !The name Rajnikath has no boundaries,no limitation for screen charisma.He's the only actor who has carved a niche for himself in cinema just for stylish appeal.Yes.Nothing but style.You guys have seen the Joker in Dark Knight,with his very own tagline;WHY SO SERIUS ?,LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE and etc etc.

Rajnikanth on the other hand has his very own tagline line in each movies.One example;

dialogue dubbing for your convenience :

white shirt dude with glasses: You think Adhiseshan means apply pottu and eat ponggal ar?? Check old police record.Adhiseshan lar ! Kasimedu Adhi ! I'll cucuk you !
white shirt butkissing Secretary: Aya ! dun aya ! we'll take care off him.
white shirt dude with glassees:Velu,money come to me house,corpse go his house.
*music in between*
white shirt Butkissing Secretary: Who you think you banging with ?? these fellers are top ten rowdies in Madras !they'll cincang you into pieces !Dum dum..who ask you to come alone..
Rajnikanth:HaHaHa(heroic laugh) Kanna,only pigs tags along with company
*music in between*
*hero pushes,punches two faces,pulls to idiots down*
*camera zoom back to his face*
Rajnikanth:Only lion comes alone !

Whatever he said just now was the tagline.Rajnikanth movies are crap at times.Erm..Hate to admit this.But there's nothing but colorful costumes,few taglines and crappy fight scene.Storyline will be as simple as this.HE WINS.Full stop.
And yet he has huge fan followings in japan,united states,etc etc.Yea..makes you go on wat the fugg mode doesn't it.

This are the following MUST HAVE in his movies;
*ladies sentiment eg. of dialogue; ennaku nalla tamil kalacharam ulle ponnu than veenum
TRANSLATION;I only want a tamil cultured woman
But his lead ladies are always in bikini or some eye popping out fit which can pump your adrenaline and testosterone hormones to infinity and possibly beyond level. Honestly,I'm dont think they are eye popping at all.Probably I've seen worse.Haha.Dont jump into a conclusion before consulting me kay !

*Comedy scene involving snake;he is terrified by snake according to movies

*repetitive tagline;we talked bout this earlier.

*Solo fight.No Rajni movie is complete without a solo fight.The fans would be ffff-ing pissed.Yea.Thats how crucial it is for rajni to kick some butts.

And you have a Rajni movie !

Fact remains that i'm still/forever a vivid rajni fan even though his genre of movies aint my type.

My dear Paal Paandi ::seenu

2008-10-19T01:20:00.007+08:00

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Seem familiar ? Yes ? No ? For those who is thinking of saying yes,they would be smiling because these are the two details they would be filling up each and everyday to check the following;

* to check how many hits they have on their profile
*who commented "babe ur freakin hawt !!' on their pictures
*who sent them glittery actress/actors image to thank for adding,to express how much they miss them etc etc.

And for those who is thinking of saying no,buy a rat poison and commit suicide.Hahak.Seriously.Die !

*This post is not targeted to anyone.Its a general post.If it did hurt someone,or certain someone feel associated with this post,its purely unintentional.Please don't sue me.I'm poor.*

Moving on !

Friendster/Facebook and all the other social network crap are actually fun.Some find their first relationships here,soul mates,gay mates,you name it.But i'm not here to talk about that.I want to talk about the things we do there.I'm gonna separate it in random topic and these topics will be refered as ShitSter.

ShitSter 1 ;Friendster and girl talks

scenario;girls exchanging comments

Kamachi :Hey baby gul ! Looking haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt in that pic ! haih..I miss you lar ! call me kay....muax muax luv you !!!
Menachi :Gul !!!!!!!!! MISSSSS U TOOO ! kay kay..we meet up this sat kay..LUV YOU MORE !!!muax muax !!

Please don't confuse yourself.This girls would be completely straight.Ermm.Ohkay,we'll assume they are straight because the few I know are.I'm not going to question on WHY girls talks like this.After deep research and analysis,I found the anwser to the WHY.Because they are girls ! No questions.Full stop.

But,what if.What if the male species speaks the same language ;

Paal Pandi : Hey baby boy ! Looking haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt cha ! haih..i miss you lar ! call me kay.....muax muax luv you !
Ramasamy : DEI BABY ! MISSSSS U TOOO ! kay kay..we meet up this sat kay..LUV YOU MORE !!!muax muax !!

I'm speechless.I hope this would never happen.But if some of you claim you speak to your partners the same way.I have no objections.Carry on please.

ShitSter 2 ; Posers and Pictures

Posers aren't bad.They expose and explore the magic behind the lens.We shall differentiate poser into two.One is the Poser who Emotes(in a sense of various shots taken with different emotions),Two is Poser who are Stiff.What do i mean by stiff ? I'm sure you have came through this kind of pictures; *ME and my car,*ME after working out,*ME before going to college.The guys/girls facial expression would be the same in every picture.But with different background.Notice the ME ?

But this was the worst.*ME eating a banana...WAT THE FUGG ! why the hell would you wanna show the world you eating a banana ?Do you think this is AFC channel ?? Wanna audition for hosting ay ? We already have National Geography where monkeys shows us how to eat a banana.But thanks for the tips though.Sigh.Manggo Idiot.

Customers Are Stupid ::seenu

2008-10-12T00:00:00.010+08:00

The following is a conversation that were engaged between an indonesian customer and I at Celcom ;
ME''Seenu
IND''INDONESIAN

ME:Celcom careline,Seenu sedia membantu.
IND:Ya enciiik,saya mau mintak bantuan daripada enciiik,boleh enciiik ?
ME:Boleh cik.Sebelum itu,saya ingin mengesahkan nombor encik dahulu ya,019-xxx xxxx,betul cik ?
IND:Apa dia enciiik ?
ME:Sebelum itu,saya ingin mengesahkan nombor encik dahulu boleh ya ? (a brief gap for him to reply)
IND:Boleh ciiik.
ME:Nombor cik 019-xxx xxxx,betul cik ?
IND:(noisy backgroud) Woi minah ! @%@%@&& ! aku mau cakap dengan Enciiik Celcom ni !! Diamlar @*****@@ !! Boleh ulang balik ciiik ?
ME:*mute the line*MACIBAI punye budak !!*unmute back* NOMBOR CIK !*loud yet almost polite*
IND:Ya ciik.
ME:019-xxx !!
IND:Ya ciiik.
ME: xxxx,betul ??!!
IND:Ya ciiik.Betul ciiik.
ME:Sigh.Yang bercakap ini siapa ?
IND:Bapak Ahmad Raja Sidek ciik.
ME:Bagaimana saya boleh bantu Encik Sidek ?
IND:Boleh panggil saya Raja ciik ?
ME:*respecting human rights*Boleh En.Raja.Bagaimana saya boleh bantu cik ?
IND:Pagi semua okay tetapi sekarang tak boleh ciiik,kenape ya ?
ME:Apa yang tak bolehnya ?
IND:Itu surat menyurat sesama talipon enciik.Semalam okay,pagi pun okay,tapi sekarang tak boleh cik.Kenapa ciiik ? Saya tengah sedih enciiik.Saya selalu hantar surat tetapi sekarang saya tak boleh enciiik.Tolong saya enciiik !
ME:Tiada masalah Encik Raja.Sebelum itu biar saya buat beberapa penyemakan dahulu ya ? *ON HOLD* ~entered his number in prepaid system~*UNHOLD BACK* Terima kasih menunggu ya Encik Raja.
IND:Bolehkah keadaan saya ditolong enciiik ? *Dramatic mango idiot*
ME:Butiran sim Encik menyata bahawa baki kredit Encik Raja ialah rm -0.01
IND: ................................................apa maksudnya ciiik ??
ME:Encik Raja kena RELOAD !
IND: Ya ke ? Mana saya boleh reee-load'e enciiik ??
ME:*pulithi made kundi kamnaty WAAAAT THE FUGGG !!*Boleh dibeli dimana-mana kedai top up celcom Encik Raja.
IND:oooOOOWWHH ! Top up ya ?? Ingatkan apa tadi.Cakap laa top up tadi.Entha apa benda ciiik cakap.
ME: Minta Maaf Encik Raja.Saya terpandang rendah atas kefasihan bahasa inggeris Encik Raja tadi.Minta maaf ya.
IND:Tak mengapa ciiik.Lain kali peka ya ?
ME: Ada apa apa lagi saya boleh bantu Encik Raja ?
IND:Tiada apa lagi ciik.Terima Kasih dan selamat bertugas ciiik.
ME:Terima Kasih menghubungi celcom.Selamat berpuasa Encik Raja.
****the end***

Now.I'm not stereotyping all indonesians .It's just this individual i'm talking about.These is one of the 100 calls i get per day.Sometimes,good customer get shity attitude from us because of the previous assholes.I'm sure you guys are familiar with the quote CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT ? CUSTOMERS ARE AN ASS is my quote.

Scenario 1
Sometimes when your question is too stupid,we'll hold your call,call our colleagues around us,put you on loudspeaker,unhold back,and laugh at you when you talk.
p.s you wont know if your on loudspeaker

Scenario 2
Question still stupid.Put on hold,fetch some water,much on a few chips,resume the call.

Scenario 3
You will be complaining all the shit you want.But you want to check for 012 num.Why the fugg you calling Celcom for ??

CUSTOMERS ARE AN ASS
You'll be wondering.What do you mean customers are an ass ? If we dont call,you wont have a job ! And where are we suppose to get the information we want? True.Cant argue there.Try sitting on my chair for a week.You'll feel exactly the same way I do.You will go through drastic mood swings.Ladies on PMS*pre menstrual cycle* and who are pregnant.Gawd.These are the two monsters you customers dont wanna mess with.

Enough explaining myself.Let's get back to Encik Raja shall we.Itu surat menyurat sesama talipon enciik. If some of you are still confused on that,Its SMS.You see.Sometimes customers like En.Raja have terms of their own which you have to interpret and communicate with them despite your laughter.

Enciiik.Yes.they stress on that word.
Bapak.Its a salutation for indons.Its referred as Sir.
Me:Reload, IND:reee-load'e.Conclusion.I'm an ass.
Terima Kasih dan selamat bertugas ciiik.Only certain customers say that and for that,i Thank En.Raja.
Selamat berpuasa Encik Raja.Quality Assurance people would be tapping the calls.Have to kiss butt to survive.Haih..

Get your Very own Datukship for promoting ! ::seenu

2008-10-11T23:10:00.008+08:00

*this post is rated wtf,hatred comments are welcomed*

How many of you guys know Shah Rukh Khan ? No ? NO ??? Kuch Kuch Hota Hai ? Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham ? Om Shanti Om ? Still in WTF mode ?Thats alright.You'll know him now.Because he is presented Datukship.Yes ! So when the credit rolls in his movies,it will be Datuk Shah Rukh from now on.

The Malacca government has decided to make Shah Rukh a Datuk *not gonna mention names cause i might end up in isa*.So what did he do to deserve the tittle ? Plenty of course !

1.He promoted Malacca in one of his film 'One 2 Ka 4'*the one with Juhi Chawla laa* and ever since that,tourist number has increased.
2.Do we need a number 2 ?? He did too much !!

The award ceremony was held today but mista Datuk didn't make it due to unavoidable circumstances *he doesn't know where malacca is*. Hahak ! Reason unknown,but King Khan was failed to be seen at the ceremony.Chill Malacca Government.Which is why we have DHL courier service for.

Next in line for Datukship award

Datuk Ajith Kumar for 'Billa 2007'
Datuk Vijay for 'Kuruvi'

No more a goddess after puberty ?? :: seenu

2008-10-08T08:50:00.010+08:00

Trust me.Qpacs is not as happening as Hartamas or Subang .So certain post will not be associated with Qpacs. *my apology fellow qpacs-ian*

*this post is not to hurt anyone.please dont take it seriously.its just my point of view.*

I have always wondered.For indians,we have a lot of gods.As you may know,there are 3 main ones,Siva the destroyer,Vishnu the preserver,Brahma the creator.Ohkay,why did I say a lot.Because 3 of them have many avatars and these avatars serve certain purpose for the avatar-ing. Let me give you an example,the malaysian rojak style ;

scenario 1
Ramayanam* Ravana is the bad guy/Powerful Demon.He ruled Sri Lanka the bad boii's way.Sri lankans were suffering.Lord Vishnu the preserver/penjaga decided to take matters into his own hand.A lil bit of kamasutra involved and PUFF we have Ram,who is the avatar of Lord Vishnu with sole purpose of killing Ravana*if there is any mistake with the story please correct me*

So now Lord Ram is a god.My question is,aren't there any avatars no more ? I'm talking about 2008.Dont the Three gods take avatars no more ?? I have seen many people performing black magic for evil deed,still wandering around like a free bird.Maybe we just dont realize these avatars.Maybe they are keeping it low profile.Come,Kill,Go policy.Just a theory.

Well,my theory came to question when I read this.

KATMANDU, Nepal - Hindu and Buddhist priests chanted sacred hymns and cascaded flowers and grains of rice over a 3-year-old girl who was appointed a living goddess in Nepal on Tuesday.*sources Yahoo ! news*

Well that is just the introduction.I'll tell you the rest.These Goddess'es are shortlisted from a caste.Shakya Goldsmith caste to be precise.They must have perfect horoscope,perfect hair,eyes,nails,skin(no scars).They had a final test to proof themselves worthy to be a goddess.

*Test*
As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear.

Alas,we have our Goddess !She will be worshipped by Hindus and Buddhists as an incarnation of the powerful Hindu deity Taleju.

Yes people.We have avatars.In 2008.And get this,she will no longer be a goddess when she reaches puberty.They will appoint a new goddess.Ohkaaay...till then she will be isolated in a temple.

Nepalese folklore holds that men who marry a former kumari will die young, and so many girls remain unmarried and face a life of hardship.

Your cute.You'll survive.I mean,Goddess,i bow down !

What I did this Raya:: seenu

2008-10-07T21:58:00.007+08:00

'' this post has nothing to do with qpacs''

Have you guys heard of M1 blog ? No ? Well.Im into browsing blogs now and i found this blog called Makkez online.LOL.I like their style.They have targeted audience.Its a social realization genre blog where they don't crap on what they are doing daily.

recently
It was makkez and his fellow mates who highlighted this matter.This issue is already over.But i just wanna post it here too.This was the case.This chinese girl got her hand phone stolen.She found out an indian guy stole it.Angry little miss power puff gul decide to blog about it.No problem with that.Hahak.I'll come back to the highlighted word.This is the tittle for her the post on the indian guy; “Indians are useless son of bitches!”..by saying INDIANS,she is talking about every single indian in M'sia.
HER POST;

Problem.Haha.She didnt break anything but she chose to blog out her anger.The consequences ?

HINDRAF ? POLICE REPORT ? OUCH !!

ps: she apologized..