Tuesday, May 12, 2009

She's my Bitch,He's my Punani:: seenu

" Friends are like bras.Close to your heart and there for support.”


These are the peoples you...

-share nasi lemak and teh ais
-watch football matches
-complain that your boyfriend is a total jackass
-circulate porn
-get high with and curse your father for not financing your alcohol expense



The xx chromosomes(females) tend to bond better with their female acquaintance or better know as,Biatches,Babe,SugermuFFin,etc etc.Females tend to love their own species rather then the opposite ones because they can communicate well emotionally.For an example;

Anjalai just got a major shock.She reaches Manjakani via the electronic communicator device a.k.a handphone

Anjalai :BABE!arggggghhhhh! CRISIS !!CRISIS !!
Manjakani cuts in
Manjakani :Hunny !CHILL!CHILL...chiiilllll
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath*phew..
Manjakani :Whats wrong ??
Anjalai :Your never gonna believe what just happen !
Manjakani :What what ??
Anjalai : Ah chai called me for a movie !
Manjakani : Huh ? Ah chai who ?
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath of disbelieve* OMG sayang..Ah chai Ramaraju,the cutest,HAWTEST,most adorable guy in the mamak shop that day !!
Manjakani :Get out !Serious shit ?? OMG!OMG!OMG

*both having moment of leisure by shouting simultaneously*

Manjakani :First things first.What are you wearing women ??
Anjalai :I cant decided ! That's the crisis all about !
Manjakani :I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Anjalai :Awwww...Thanks babe !Love yah !


Where else the xy chromosomes(male) are much sophisticated species where a few words churns out a million meaning.For example;

GeorgePandi's girlfriend cheated him.JerrySamy consoled him.

GeorgePandi : She's a bitch !
JerrySamy : Told you right..
GeorgePandi : Macha,you know how much i love her dei ?
JerrySamy : More than porn ?
GeorgePandi :*tearing* yesss....*SOBBING LOUD*
JerrySamy :It's okay macha.Let's get drunk.

Notice the length of the conversation?Yes.That's it.No matter what our problem is,getting drunk is the ONLY solution.


Friends=Sharing stationery+cheating in exam+mocking on a lecturers+Arguments

Emphasizing on arguments,the two sexes have their standard modus operandi of accomplishing that portion.

The xy species are rare to be found in controversy among each other.But if they are found,the following long list are the cause;

1.Girls
2.Female
3.chick
4.babe
5.perempuan
6.leng lui
7.sareke

We men always fight for noble cause;

1.You talk with my girl,YOU DIE !
2You look at my girl,YOU DIE !
3.You glance at my girl,YOU DIE !
4.You breathe my girls carbon dioxide,YOU DIE ! (seenu likes this)


But the xx species are much advanced because their approach in revenge are more tech savvy whereby internet applications such as facebook shout out,blogger are utilized.Their targets would be;

-sluts who steal their best friends boyfriends
-who steals their own boyfriend
-bitches who spread rumor about them

An argument is said to be cement between bricks.It strengthens the bond.But it should be in a healthy way where both individual tolerate each others ego and give in for the better.Learn the word sorry and imply it whenever you need to.Trust me,your social life will be a colorful one.

There is 2 things in life that are hard to find.A tasty Milo ice and A true friend.The second one inspires us.Shows us the path that should be taken.Encourages us during the darkest of time.A person who leads us to a better life unconsciously with expecting a single gratitude in return.

If you have one,appreciate them while your still breathing.Don't shed any croc tear when they aren't breathing.

Sembahyanglah sebelum anda disembahyangkan.
Nandri,vanakam.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Classic home tution :: seenu

When all hopes are lost..
when people loose their willingness on pursuing..
when darkness overrule the light..
when yang becomes ying..

Incomes the savior of the day up in the air !!

girl:its a plane !
guy :no!its a bird !
girl:no no!omg..he's kinda cute*drools*

its !!

a straight A's student walking down from the staircase !

Smart student ?? OHmyGAWDDDD !! i heard so much about you !!

These wit headed community are the only genre of sapiens who have successfully create a complex within me.For that,I thank you*biting teeth*sincerely from my heart.Gradually,day by day,as the years goes by,

they learn from the same teacher like us,but they get higher marks
they wear the same uniform as us,but they get higher marks
they are in the same class with us,but they get higher marks
they sit for the same exam with us,but they get higher marks
some of them have a bad hair do,but they get higher marks

Sigh.


Prospects on the TooSmarts(smart student);

1)They will/should/must always get an A

2)They will shed tear if they get 95 instead of 99

3)They will hunt down teachers till the teachers office,with the question
circled,argue with the teacher for 45 min approx,leave the office with a satisfied face.They got themselves half mark.Lovely.

4)They will start comparing marks with other friends.Two things will happen;
-> if the mark is higher for the asking party,he/she will have the happiest day
-> if the obtained mark is lower,faces will turn to the frown side,which makes number 3 to happen.

5)reliable source for homework completion.

6)Front portion of the class is taken by them as they believe,early burung catches the fattest cacing.




Prospects on the Unsmarts(average students);

1)We will be the happiest person if we get 70.The joy is unlimited.

2)To teachers; if you announce additional of bonus marks,you have made our day.*tears*

2)Our completion of homework depends on our TooSmart students.We stand proud as the legacy of copy paste continues with our contribution.

3)Back portion is ours.As we believe even though late in arrival,we stand latest(brand new) in all aspects.

4)Chalk piece,duster,textbook.Teachers have to be alert with these fatal weapons all times to be thrown at us.We normally start talking 15 minutes after the class starts.

5)Skipping class is our forte.We do it efficiently with scheduled timing.Done 2 weeks once.


To think about it,average students or as we will like call ourselves,unsmart,has the proficiency to reduce burden of the teacher workload and save their life as well.For example,if a question is shoot out and there's no doubt among the students,the teacher ends her teaching session with a smile.TooSmart on the other hand,questions a lot.By doing so you people cause their(teacher) stress level to rise,which causes blood pressure to a higher extend,which might lead to stroke,which leads to paralysis/heart attack if she/he has cholesterol.Eventually,the preacher of knowledge leaves us to the virtual world for good.In laymen terms,Teacher is dead.

Shame on you TooSmarts.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

mummies for dummies::seenu

10 months walking around with a lump on your stomach is not a easy or a preferable thing.

-) consequences of lust
-) satisfaction of loved ones
-) gift from above

No matter how you consider it.Pregnancy is still pregnancy.Mums are still mums.

a.childhood
b.teenage zone

a) childhood

In this early era of the gugu gaga-ness of the child,the mum is considered as one the most hardworking being because she HAS TOO;

get up every 3 am-6 am
-optional to the toodler to wake up and cry

clean poopsie and chu chu

-shit and urine.Wash it.Don't vacuum it.

calms down the baby

-mothers are required to come up with a song of their composition;humming are acceptable

change the kids napkin every two hour

-Professionalism is expected.You should be able to fold the napkin with your eyes blindfolded.You should follow the universal code for napkins;
*should be folded not randomly tied up like Tarzan
*should be in triangular shape;pyramid are excusable

Think fast

-Babies are still growing.They might throw objects because they are still fascinated by newton's third law;every action has an equal or opposite reaction,which is YOU,getting hit by the object and shouting FUCK !.Dont complain.Learn to dodge.

b)Teenager Zone

Screw her ! Never understand me ! ARGHHH

That was raging teenage hormone speaking its heart out.In laymen terms,teenagers hate their mum.If you say No ! i dont hate my mom,you wrong !,good for you then! or u can screw me in my chat box.Yet again,this is targeted to"makan cili,rasa pedas" audience.Don't get emotional people.In precises,my most favorite species,teenage girls,states the statement above more often.Because a MOM;

says she rather give birth to cows then you
-reason;at least its useful for milk production

takes on her sons side frequently
-because we are lovable.Indeed.

Amplifies her voice
-shouts at you more because your face reminds of herself when she was about your age.Maybe she's has a dark secret in her teenage life.Dig it out.
- if you have a smaller figure then hers,its going to create an inferior complex within your mom.It pisses her off every time she looks at you.Eat more for your mother sake.

Gold medalist in complaining
-If your dad is watching news with your mom by his side,and you happen to pass by,YOUR SCREWED.Avoid this circumstances due to its impact on your financial status.Whatever happens in this conversation affects your credibility with your father.Trust me,he trusts his wife rather than trusting you.Because he sleeps with her,thus his life will be in jeopardy/hazard risk/mati lah bapak kau.


No matter what.Deep down.You will always be running in your mothers thought.Be it good or bad.Did she eat ? What is she doing up there ?I thought i asked her to clean up ! This dress would really look nice on her. Do you want milo ?? Rather than grinning,enjoy this moments.Because your life will have no roller coaster action or conflicts without your mom.Your life will be as dull as my mum's dhal curry.Pity.

Bah pepatah orang india" love your mum lar !"

3/3/2009
Happy 55th birthday mummy !

You're beautiful as ever !
meu,viji =)









Thursday, February 19, 2009

30th Febuary,its never going to happen::seenu

*this post is for targeted audience only.If your offended by this post,then your my targeted audience.*om sai ram*

Sun rises and beams at the highest room of the tallest tower,awakening Princess GucciCucci from her beauty sleep.Along with beams of the sunlight,gathers arnab the rabbit,tupai the squirrel,burung the bird in a bunch to chorus on a beautiful melody while Princess GucciCucci (brushes her hair,dances with the animals,brushes her hair back,glances at the window and sings about her prince charming,puts on a lovely*freakin long*gown,)Soon,Princess GucciCucci sits by the window again,singing about her prince charming.Her Prince Charming who climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower(he started climbing when she was singing),reached the peak of the tower. And just when Princess GucciCucci is about to lip lock with her Prince charming..

pOOOOOF !

Alarm rings and you girls are back to your "bangun pagi,gosok gigi,cuci muka,pakai baju" routine.


A perfect boyfriend should;

call me every morning and night
text me each minute
miss me and me only
should call other girls hot but should claim I'm the hottest of all
should surprise me with gifts
shouldn't say a word if i shout at him
should never scold me
should always adore me
should be devastated even if its a single scratch on me
should be there for me if I'm involved in a major accident even if he's half way around the world.......
-If i have to write down everything,the next time you see me I'll be bald with a beard and you can call me Granpa.Thus,I will end it with a etc etc..-


Lets be practical girls.Adopt to them.Don't expect for the unexpected to happen.Safe yourself before you get cheated.Because guys are not like that.Because its easy to type out;should be there for me if i'm involved in a major accident even if he's half way around the world,half way around the world ?? are u fuggin kidding me ?? you think i use a jet to travel ar ??But yes,we will say it.Because we are boyfriends and that's what we do.Say.Might do it.Depends on the mood or football matches.

WomenHood,please be considerate.Because the male species have PMS'es too.You think we have no pain in our daily life? We do.

pms are as such;

*if we wipe out in a bet
*if Man Utd,Chelsea,Liverpool,Arsenal looses any match
*have no spare undergarment
*food tastes like shit
*cheap vodka which smells like elephant glue
*a bitchy girl
*if an occasion/event attended by the male,lacks on hot girls(optional according to ones requirement)
*if a wantan mee has only 3 fishball

Silly ? To you maybe but its very crucial to us.

Desire considerably.
Save the cheerleader,Save the world.

Sekian,terima kasih.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

with me,YOU ::seenu



Hundreds of white dove spreading its wing breaking through its cage..
A slave who breaks free from monstrosity..
A mother who fights her way through to give birth to her child..
A slum dog who finds himself in possession of money that he dreamed of having..

All this being shares similar emotions.Infinity happiness,jumping crazily,they will feel nothing can go wrong after this.On top of that,the reason for this emotions evokes a joy which carves a smile on their face.

I have this feelings too.I have my reason too.I didn't break free from prison.I didn't kill a evil stepmother.I most certainly did not get a divorce from a baboon.With a red bum bum.No.
The sweetest thing in my 18 years of my life happened,I fell in love.And let me tell you.Getting the perfect girl does wonders to your life.

Never have i been this positive..
Never have i been this possessive..
Never have i been this worried..
Never have i smiled this much..
Never have i wanted something so much..
Never have i prayed for someone..
Never have i been anticipated for someone..
Never have i known the feeling of saying i love you to someone..
Never have i enjoyed being scolded by someone this much =)
Never have i felt this much love..
Never have i been like this..
But i love every minute of being like this..
Because YOU are in that every minute..
Happy Valentine Baby !



P.S ;this is a pre-post because i wont be around valentines day





Sunday, February 1, 2009

Cuztie bears unplugged ::seenu&janeni

in
association
with
janeni
krisssh


Qpacs craps
brings
you

cuztie
bears
unplugged
=)

*emo speech*
Besides being a lucky lover boii for getting an awesome lover gul,i am very much lucky as well to inherit her cousins.I have not met them in person.Phone call,sms,facebook,msn is as far as it goes.Eventhough the bonding session is happening virtually,it still means a lot to me =).


Moving on !




Daaaaaaaaaashy ! I have got to say this dashy.Finding ONE picture of yours is not an easy task.The amount of dedication and effort i tipped into hunting a picture of yours could make a man cry.As i understand,you had an awesome chinese new year.More pictures taken**yippee !*.I was indecisive,so i chose to go back.And i found this picture :)

Dashwini,a girl,17,Spm,has fringe,fashionable,future journalist,probably might own a fashion magazine,loves Manchester united is one of the cuztie bears to be blogged about.My go on this girl will be on first impression;

a fighter for what she wants
a lover if its true
stubborn ??
knows her priorities on things
out going
poser :P

You are my first official blood related interviewer ! **applause**
and this was the question.."why do you love her ?".Hahak.





Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya ! sorry for not recognizing your voice on mobile.*sobs*But hey ! i got it right that Sunday !

I chose this picture Tiya because it resembled how you talked on the phone.Sweet :)

Tiya Rajendher is 19,also a feminine,has long hair,carves an awesome smile,a medic student,future dentist,leaving to India soon is the second featured cuztie bear*adapted from her papa bear*.She seems to be the cement between these bricks called cousins.Tiya is a bonder.Hence foward,she'll be known as Tiya Bond.Lol.Its as simple as this.She loves her sisters and b.i.l's much indeed.I have chatted with her considerably frequent this recent time.So i do get to say,Yes,i do know certain things about Tiya Rajendher :)







Saturday, January 31, 2009

Trick or Treat ::seenu

after my camping trip..
*my humble apology to all supernatural being with no legs,one eyes,half face,ripped skins and etc.No,i'm not pointing out or teasing your defects.You are awesome the way you are.Your personality has influenced many individual and brought profits too(filmakers and ghostbusters).Please don't be offended and please don't kill me.I have my sisters wedding to attend(i'm the best man for the groom).

Black shirt.Standing on one leg.Cutting nails after sunset.Shaking your leg when you sit and etc etc.Childhood till now,whenever it involves superstitions this is my response;

date:1/1/09
time:didnt check
location:pd

I(innocent victim) was talking with my chubby aunty.KangkungCOUSIN ran up to me furiously and said this;

me(innocent victim): i like to eat bah kut teh and..
(interruption to save the day)
kangkungCOUSIN:dun shake ur leg while sitting !
me(innocent victim):annnnd...*turn and look at him*huh ?
kangkungCOUSIN:dun shake ur leg while sitting ! its not good for you !
me(innocent victim): ....

He was very much pissed and tensed.It was as though i molested his favorite puppy.I couldn't come up with a perfect comeback.Amazed for the wrong reason,i stopped shaking my leg.He made sure my leg had no motion at all,gave me a *are you trying to kill me* stare and left.Mumbling.

Black shirt;not a lucky colour...wtf ??south africans,please forgive my tradition
Standing on one leg;ghost might trip you(major WTFF)...its comfy lar !
Cuttting nails after sunset;JUST DONT DO IT !!(minor wtf)...sigh,i got nothing idiot
Shaking your leg when you sit;like kangkungCOUSIN said,its bad for you....can i dig my nose when i sit ?*grin

Superstitions are created by grandmother of those days who didn't have tv series's to catch up on .Superstitions are believed by mango idiots these days who does nothing but catching up on tv series(sorry cousin). Lucky ring,lucky tie.All these items will have its story of its own.The ring/tie which is worn during an events like lets say,a presentation ? a dealing ? an exam ?yea,and if the day goes in favor to you,the item will be marked as LUCKY.


story of a victim

wife :what the hell are you looking for in the middle of the morning ??
husband:Can you shatap ?? my presentation for the foreign delicate's tomorrow is in jeopardy !
wife:*sits up of bed* Ohh gosh ! did u loose a file ? paperworks gone missing ?
husband:*puts his hand on his head*arrrgHHH..no ! my diesel underwear is missing !
wife:I'll HELP TO FINddd...huh ?
husband:allla...my yellow colour boxers !the one i always use when i have presentation ?? are u washing it ??
wife:*sleeps back feeling so much pity for her husband*

*This is not a petty matter.Please don't let an underwear come between you and your loved ones.

Yet again,a topic subjective to individual because,people will only believe what they want to believe.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Boys are dumb :: seenu

"boys are dumb,they only see face and skin colour ! arghhh ! i hate boys !"

quoted by a philosopher =)


I'm not here to justify.I'm not saying we are not like that.I'm not even bothered to pop out "Sooo guls very smart lar ?? they dont see face izit ? they look at boys bum and hair colour and talk lar??" question.

Players.This is the "boys" the philosopher was talking about.So lets go with the flow.Player boys or boy-ers are organized being.They plan every details in their game.The process cycle flows as such;

hunting--> shortlisting the potential ones(sucka's)--> learn about them and their social network--> find a perfect introduction-->communication(facebook,friendster,msn,yahooM,mobile phone)-->confess-->lovey dovey for 2 weeks-->fight continuously for 2 weeks-->break up within one month-->refresh saturday and sunday and the cycle starts all over
.Again.

fight continuously for 2 weeks
This will be the sympathy story to be told to his friends."she not understanding lar cha ! everytime popek popek like an aunty only ! celaka wan".This fight will start when another potential one has been sighted.

Requirement for the boyers involved;

spiky hair
-spikier the better
long sleeves shirt
-if possible,get a tie but dont wear it formally.Let it loose a bit
beggy pants
-with torn bits at your knees
Bling bling
-bling'er and bigger the better
grilss/shiny braces
-make sure you have enough teeth.

Talents
-shuffling
-rapping
-break dance
-guitarist; dunnoe if tabla or veenai is considered hawt
-body with holes; i was talking about piercing
-cooking ?? nah..

If you have the qualities mentioned above,then congratulations ! you are fully qualified to be a boyer !

Speaking of friendster,boyers,specifically indian boyers are at the top of their game there.Its their territory.All the Mariapan's,Madasamy's,Ramasamy's will be fishing here.Instead of shortlisting on one,every girl which is sighted is tried.So don't worry,all you girls will get a chance to be played.How they flirt on friendster ?

Friendster messages;

if its Kampung Kanthasamy the message would be like this;
-hi..Hru ?u lukin swit and cute da ma..ur nos and eyes are reli beautiful da..plis cal me,014-ass hole.i waiting for u.

if its Modern Mayilsamy the message would be like this;
-hey there..You seem quite familiar...did u participate in any beauty pageant? *smacks head*anyway,nice knowing you.mind an intro ?

Lol.Well,it does work on some girls.So as you can see,playing some one is not easy.The amount of time,money and effort which is executed is massive.A word of advice for upcoming boyers.Time management is very important.Allocate your time well for the ART of playing people and for your future too.Mango idiots.Sigh.










Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Pakka Indian and beauty of Visualization ::seenu

this post has been written after deep analysis and observation-i didn't have anything better to do- of the pattern on this particular art in this particular industry from various genre of filmmakers.Writer-me!- has been watching Tamil movies from 1996*from the days i could speak tamil* till now.If you think the written facts are nothing but pure bullcrap,please screw me in my chatbox *om sai ram*

Moving on !


Did you know that Tamil movies has a formula ?Oh yes.We Indian people are fully aware how mathematics influences every portion of life.And we tend to apply it at everything we can.But there are some who live with the -eat,shit,sleep- policy.Its their life and we have nothing to say about it.

There are movies which stands up for itself for its quality brilliance.It would be in a different genre.The genre that i'm about to talk about is a Masala film.Which means everything has been added.Or as i like to call it Crap from mango idiots.

So what is this formula you ask ?

Hero introduction
Its all about saving people for its social cause.

scenario
macha A goes to thambi B seeking for help.Thambi B tells macha A that the matter will be solved by this particular character.Camera will be fixed at various angles to capture a chasing scene between this ONE guy and other FIFTEEN guys.Remember this,the hero's face is yet to be seen.From the FIFTEEN,at least TEN men need to be down.Hero would still be running still in circles.Dying to see his face ? Then one of the following should happen;

a.) 10 kilos of tomato from the left and 10 kilos of broccoli from the right should be thrown.And our HERO will imerge/run through the veggies.It will happen in a slow motion visualization.

b.) same fifteen fellers will be stabbing the HERO with knives,bashing him with hockey sticks and etc etc .Hero face still not visible.At one point,the knife used to stab MUST reach the hero's eyes and the Hero WILL stop the stabbing when the tip of the knife is just about to tear the eyes(oooooOOO)

c.) my point is,the introduction has to be massive so that we will assume when the HERO is going against fifteen people,he can really whack the shit out of them.

Hero's and proportion
You might be pondering on why the 1 and 15 being highlighted for.Its the proportion for the fight scenes.
According to the formula;Hero is massive and larger than life.A single punch,heck,a single stare by the hero will make his opponent to pee in his pants.Thus to equate such mighty to mere 3-2 people is just way to comical.It might turn out to be a comedy scene if he fights with JUST 2 people.Because we the audience,will be looking all around the screen for more men to appear.

Heroin introductory
Its all about crying and songs.

If its raining,if its a song dreaming about the perfect guy,if its bullying scene by 10 guys,if its a chasing scene with 10 guys and you hear a sobbing sound with the following dialogue "Ennai kapathengge !"
translation;Safe me ! Then say hello to the movies heroin.

Her job is in the movie is toughest of all.She appears for songs..That's it.Songs.Shorter and skimpier the clothes,the better.

According to the formula;the movie should have 5 song.Spare one for the hero for his massive introduction.The heroin has 4 songs ! that gives her 1 song=approx 5 min; 4 song X 5 min=20 minutes on screen ! plus a few so called romantic scene=15 min.That sums up to a very lengthy 35 min of the heroin presence in the movie.Which runs about 2 and half an hour.Told you she has the toughest job.

What about the villains ?
Villains have a uniform.White dhoti and a collared white shirt.5-7 gold chains(preferably thick ones),10 rings for 10 fingers.And he should have a loud voice so that when the hero calls him to rub on whatever he just did for eg;DEI,I just blew your factory,the villain should be able to shout"DEEEEiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !".

To sum up,this is the formula;

*hero's veggie/knife/depends on directors creativity Introduction
*hero's introduction song
*2 romantic songs with heroin
*2 fast beat songs with heroin/or some item number girl/depends on the director
*brilliantly choreographed stunt scene *LOL*
-blowing up cars
-matrix
*comedy scenes
*annnnnnd...villain dies.Period

Anything i missed out ?

Saturday, January 3, 2009

tagged ::seenu

Tagged ...
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.


Starting time : 10.01 PM
Name : Seenivasagam
Sisters : one, prema latha
Brothers : one, prem kumar
Shoe size : gosh..i think its a 11
Height : sobs..estimation lar..170 cm ?=P
Where do you live : KL
Favorite drinks : Apple juice,milo ice
Favorite breakfast : LoL..as long i get something to eat
Have you ever been on a plane : yup yup
Swam in the ocean : yup yup
Fallen asleep in school : pbsm room
Broken someone's heart : i dunnoe..
Fell off your chair : yup yup
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: LoL...and she always does =) credit takde belakang cerita..
Saved e-mails : no..chat logs and text message..yes =)
What is your room like : like a room lar
What's right beside you : room wall
What is the last thing you ate : toast bread with tuna
Ever had chicken pox : yup yup..when i was 5
Sore throat: too much ice..yesh =(
Stitches : Its sooo kewl..but sadly..no=(
Broken nose:this is definitely not kewl.nop =)
Do you believe in love at first sight : No..i call it mango lurve =)
Like picnics: sunny day ? yup yup..weather influences me a lot
Who was the last person you danced with :neeshantin,prem,kallen,krishna,shalini
Last made you smile : janeni !
You last yelled at : its been awhile since i did that.


TODAY DID YOU
Talk to someone you like : yeeeesh ! 8.10pm
Kissed anyone: i did.On the phone =)
Get sick: nope

Talked to an ex : haha ! no!
Miss someone : even if i'm with her..weird =)
Do you sleep with stuffed animals : ...
What's under your bed : my socks
Who do you really hate : my form 3 bm teacher.
What time is it now :10.19 pm


RANDOMS

Q:Is there a person who is on your mind right now: tOmAtO
Q : Do you have any siblings: Two
Q : Do you want children: Duh..who the hell is going to continue my legacy =)
Q : Do you smile often: yup yup =)
Q : Do you like your hand-writing: Horrible!
Q : Are your toenails painted: ...

Q : Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: all i care if its comfy !wait..is this a trick question ? am i suppose to say my gulfrens bed ? sobs =P
Q : What colour shirt are you wearing: now ? haha..shirtless
Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday: onlining
Q: I can't wait to: meet my tOmAtO again ! yay yay !
Q: When did you cry last: dunnoe..
Q: Are you a friendly person: yup yup
Q: Do you have any pets: i have a fish..its sardin and its in a can..pity =(
Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now: Sg.Buloh !
Q: Did the last person you held hands with you mean anything to you now?:Yogeswara ? yea..
Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?:nop
Q: Who was the last person you cried in front of?: haha ! my dad..it was more like a chasing scene then a emotional scene..
Q: How many people can you say you've really loved?: REALLY as in..i would go crazy for ? haha..one =)
Q: Do you eat healthy?: i eat ! thats all i know..
Q: Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: nop
Q: Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: pissed yes.cried no
Q: How often do you go to temple?: whenever there's some festive month (im holly though)
Q: If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: my tomato.Her voice is my medicine..
Q: Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: Loud !
Q: Are you confident?: 50/50
Q: What are you doing right now?: answering your questions
Q: Have you ever crawled through a window?: yup yup
Q: Can you handle the truth?: better now then later
Q: Are you closer to your mother or father?depends on what i need


THINGS YOU DID 10 YEARS AGO[i was 8 years old]
1.painted my house wall with oil paint
2.planted my mango seed.Its huge now !
3.played football at 2 pm.Explain the skin complexion now.
4.bully karu..sorry cha
5.fish for tadpoles*weirdo*
6.ring my neighbors house bell and hide behind their car.

THINGS ON MY TO DO LIST TODAY
1. lavi's
2.makan
3. texting and talkin(fuyoooh) with tomato
4.figure out transportation for orientation tomoro

5 SNACKS I ENJOY
1. choco
2. the long sourish ribbon..dam i forgot the name..i lurve them !

5 THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WERE A BILLIONAIRE
1. Take over astro =P
2.settle my account with my dad (wait la u pa)
3.my own consultant line
4.A motobike like batmans ! sobs..but i cant..=(
5.JANENI ! its shopping time! hahak


5 PLACES I HAVE LIVED IN
1. my grandmummy house
2. my house
3. damai indah aunties house
4. my room
5. where else lar ?


5 JOBS I HAVE HAD
1. celcom call centre
2. direct sales(maxis broadband)
3.maxis call centre
4. ceo of the subramaniam family
5. qpacs macha
6. footballer
7. a lover boii :)

PEOPLE I TAG
1.i'm
2. very
3. lazy
4. to
5. tag :)

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